You're thinking EW. MICK JAGGER IS REALLY OLD, DUDE.
And you're right. He is. And his old cheeks are scary.
But that's not the Mick Jagger that's dropping my panties.
It's this one.
Panties.
Slowly.
Falling.
But something kind of ruined Mick Jagger for me.
That something was Oprah.
And John Phillips' daughter, Mackenzie Phillips. Who had a sexual relationship with her father for ten years. One that she said was consensual.
I will not tell you what she said about Mick Jagger. I'm getting tired of typing and I really don't feel like talking about it anymore.
But John Phillips? I just can't get over that shit.
OH YEAH! I WAS FEATURED ON ETSY'S FRONT PAGE THIS MORNING!
WHOO-HOO!
Happy Monday.
Thanks for ruining my Monday Masturbation, Oprah.
Thanks for ruining my Monday Masturbation, Oprah.




2 comments:
Darn it. Now I have to google this information.
And this is embarrassing, but I lost my blog domain. I'm hollygoeslightly.us now, if you want to update your blogroll. No pressure, though.
Sorry your Monday Masterbation was ruined. Not a great way to start the week. Hope things have gotten better since.
There's always Tuesday's Masturbation.....could I suggest a Paul Newman circa 'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof'? or is that way too obvious?
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