This is the greatest day of your life.
This morning you woke up, moaned, got out of bed and if you are anything like me, you were naked until lunch. Not because you enjoy stale air on your filmy epidermis. No, your sweatbags knocked about the children for six hours because that's just HOW IN DEMAND you are.
Forget about how your morning started.
Forget about how you got here.
Forget about your problems.
That mortgage that you forgot to pay?
Forget about it.
Today is the greatest day of your life.
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All of four people comment on my blog.One of them is The Bloggess.
Another is Shell.
After sympathizing with a post regarding Shell's failure at mommy-socialization, I accepted an invitation to kick ass in a "Just Dance" competition. The competitors are to record themselves playing the game and show their highest score at the end. Shell will be posting the videos (and revealing the winner) this Thursday. And I WILL BE THE WINNER.
Only, um, what exactly is "Just Dance?"
Apparently it's a game that rich people use to flaunt their money and dance inabilities. I am not rich. But, hell yes, I CAN "Just Dance".
Dearest readers, I give you the greatest day of your life:
**music is u.b.jesus by david byrne**
32 comments:
Oh my gosh. I almost peed my pants watching this. AT WORK.
OH. MY. HELL. That was AWESOME!!! You are a shoo-in, for sure. Especially since you did all that in front of a window.
Can I borrow that jumpsuit? And the belt? I need to go to Wal-Mart later.
I LOVE your video!
Btw- I rent my Just Dance for $2 from redbox. ;)
i'm not saying that you are flaunting your money because of the game.
just because of the wii.
and, no, i am not jealous.
at all.
in the least.
but i hope you bring it when we have that slumber party in nc.
not because i want to play it or anything.
because i don't.
at all.
♥
That video is just... I can't find the words. It is perfection. In fact, I could probably watch a video loop of that move where you laid on top of the stool and flailed artistically for hours on end.
Side comment: You should keep a running list of your music suggestions on the sidebar so music-snob-wannabes can collect the info readily when they are compiling work playlists...
Oh.My.God. That was awesome!!! My kids watched with me and they were like, "Mommy, how come you don't dance like that?"
You're brave to do that in front of your window. Or maybe I'm just the only one with nosy neighbors?
You're so right. Greatest. Day. Ever.
Make sure you link up tomorrow!
ROFL!
Priceless!
I bow down to your dancing awesomeness!
Oh My Stinkin' Heck!! That was awesome!! Lol, I will admit I laughed more than a little but dang!! I like your finish too:)
OMG. I am so screwed. Can I stop my post from going up at 11??? Aaah.
LOL That was AWESOME.
I think you win.
Seriously
This has the makings of being an EPIC YouTube BLOCKBUSTER!
honestly, if it weren't for the husband and the problem (for me)of girl sex, i think we should be married. it would definitely be a good time. and i have that belt..somewhere.
Look at you shakin' your tush!
Im gonna get the Dance game tomorrow cause I am just not creative enough to do a dance post on my own!
Laughing my ass off. So great.
I love that you took the initiative to dance, despite your wii deficiency! (I don't have one either!)
Thank you for sharing!
Hell yes is right! Hell. Yes.
Thanks for linking up so I wasn't dancing by myself! I love it!
OMG! This was pure dancing awesomeness!!!
You simply HAVE to win!!!!!!!!!
That was perfection!!!
Came over from Shell's blog - now I am definetly a follower!!!!
You totally RAWK!
Love the outfit!
You are so crazy! In a good, fun way of course. . .
Love the jumpsuit.
You're like the White Grace Jones. Except, I little more odd.
Seriously.
I almost spewed wine all over my computer.
I need that belt.
Awesome! Love the jumpsuit. I say you need to install a dance pole in your living room.
Where do I vote? I must vote. This is brilliant, you have sick moves. The jumpsuit is gorgeous and really accentuates the positive. Your moves oh your moves. Especially the "swimming" on the stool. Outstanding.
Found you through wifemotherexpletive, she has excellent taste!
joy--you kill me. that was fabulous. and awesome. for a sleep lacking mom with another kid with an ear infection...let's just say you made my day just that much better.
OMG!! That was Awesome!!! You Rock!!! I found you through Shell and I am following you now! You freakin' ROCK!!!!!
Ok found ya through Sunday who found ya through Shell and I LOVE IT>. Ok first I want your itty bitty figure.. secondly I can't balance on a stool either of course my boobs get in my way..
I am visiting from Shells blog! You are the awesome-est women in the world!!!
you moving it Mamma!!!woo~hoo!stopping by from Shells
have i told you lately that i think you are the raddest person on the planet? because seriously, this was pretty freakin' fabulous.
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