peeing in your wedding dress and how to go about putting a horse's head in someone's bed.

Last weekend I was cruising Urban Dictionary for under 50 lingo and among the hundreds of disgusting words that made me purge my intestines was this gem of literacy: BRIDAL DIAPER.

bridal diaper: A diaper that is used when a wedding dress is to big or complicated to easily use the bathroom.

*Most brides who come in to the shop have never heard of a bridal diaper and are surprised to hear just how many we sell. It seems to be something not many brides talk about. but, there is many more in use than you would think. Some brides use "depends" others use adult bedwetting diapers. Some dressmakers are makeing Bridal diapers that mach your dress. other shops sell white covers that fit over a disposable diaper.*

After immediately **bookmarking** this page, I made a mental note to continue researching when I had four to twelve hours to devote to my new favorite thing.

Tonight, as I was thumbing through ideas for teaching a lesson to a certain player of a certain game that promoted her blog but DID NOT play the game FAIRLY by commenting on MY BLOG-- a CERTAIN player of a certain game was *unfortunate* enough to comment AFTER ME.

**backing up and apologizing for interrupting this program to bring you a mindless rant**

Today, I participated in SITS Saturday Sharefest. Those of you that are desperately low and shamefully beg for comments know EXACTLY what I am talking about. For the rest of you: this is a game that loser bloggers play to get comments on their blogs. You play this game by including a link to your website in the comments section of the post. Then comment on the blog of the commenter BEFORE you. The person AFTER you comments on your blog. After a few consecutive Saturdays of *no sharefest comments?* I decided to take fate into my own hands by proposing a threat towards the lucky individual that was to comment on my lovely blog.


This is how I know that a certain player of a certain game did not even consider glancing at the blog that SHE was supposed to comment on. Because, really???, who ASKS to be godfathered?

Brandon suggested that I find her in the Whitepages, post a comment on her blog including her address and the horse's head scene from The Godfather.

**we now return to your scheduled programming**

While scouting potential harassments, I happened upon the BRIDAL DIAPER in my bookmarks (because yes, my bookmarks are LOADED with potential harassments) and proceeded to get lost in this message board for incontinent brides and sympathizing wedding DJs.

Member jamie_wedding
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Joined: Jul 2006
I’m due to be married in August and have a rather imbarising question for you brides out there. I have a new wedding dress with 5 foot long ruffled train that rises up the center of the back and while it is beautiful, it takes twenty minutes to get into, and three people to help me move around in it.

When my cousin got married this summer, she asked the manager of the shop where she got her gown about going potty in her elaborate dress. He said that if she was concerned he sold something called "bridal diapers" for, as he put it, "just incase". I guess they are like depends or something. She didn’t get them, but im not sure its such a bad idea?

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Member mrs.smithtobe
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Joined: Jul 2006
This is a question I have been asking myself too. I haven't heard of woman wearing incontinence products under their wedding dress, but have not on just one, but two occasions heard of women wetting in their dresses (fortunately you couldn't tell through all the layers)

The thought has actually crossed my mind to wear one of my nieces goodnight bedwetter pants. I probably would if I wasn't afraid there wouldn't be time to change before we went to the hotel. (dont want my diaper to be the first thing he sees, think he is more into a thong)

Anyway, I dont think its a bad idea. It cant be that much worse than wearing a pad when you are on your period and no one will be able to tell under your dress.

I’m “really nervous” about getting into my dress and being “really nervous” which makes me have to tinkle more often anyway. What do you think?

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Member sue
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Joined: Feb 2006
Is this serious? This has got to be one of the most disgusting things I have ever heard of. I can't imagine wetting myself or letting myself wear that all day and night. Won't you stink after a while? Even a baby's diaper will stink of urine when not changed. I am thinking that you wear just one all day because if you can't go to the bathroom, then how would you change this adult diaper during the day

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Member varis67
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Joined: Aug 2006
As a DJ I am involved with many weddings every week. Believe it or not, the bridal diaper is actually gaining popularity. Ask yourself: How hard is it to say to your husband i ahve to use the bathroom right before you leave the reception? besides know one needs to know, and keep in mind if you are like most brides you will be drinking during the reception and therefore are more likely to need a little extra insurance. I suggest that if you are a person who isn't outright against it, Go for it! for the rest of you who think it's wrong or gross don't complain when you wet yourself right as your husband is removing your garter with his teeth. Now tell me what is more embarassing, taking a precaution or wetting on him. besides if this is the person you want to marry you shouldn't have secrets I'm sure that if he is a decent kind of guy he'll understand why you CHOSE to wear protection, just like he understands the need for protection during your period.

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Member sue
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Joined: Feb 2006
Varis67, I am curious....as the DJ how do you know that this is becoming popular? I only ask because if it had been something I choose to do, I don't think I would have shared it with my DJ.

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Member tammywade1984
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Joined: Dec 2009
OMG how can you all be so heartless to say its gross. Some people like me need to wear them 24/7. How do you think I feel to hear some one say its gross? For one they don’t stink like you think. I do change when I can, I don’t leave them on all day. There was one time I did only because I had no choice at the time. When I was able to change it I never stunk. I wear at night too and they never did ether. Most incontinent products out to day are not like they were in the old days. There made a lot better with odor control. The other thing is, it’s only for maybe a couple of hours you would wear them any way. After the ceremony you change anyway into the dress you were for the reception. I don’t see them wearing all night that would be ridiculous if you don’t need them that bad. I applaud you ladies that you would do this for just in case. I have never met a woman that had an iron clad bladder, and most women do have a leak at times. I think it would be better then going around in a wet dress during the ceremony. If they are afraid they might have an accident, then let them. Also you say its not sexy, how do you think I feel? If no one knows no one cares. I feel sexy even if I do wear adult diapers. Just because you wear one doesn’t make you any less sexy. Who cares anyway, your wearing a beautiful dress, all your BM’s are with you, and the place is wonderful. I think that would be the last thing on your mind when you father walks you down that isle. Next time don’t be so critical about other people’s views on things, not every one is as perfect as you.

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Perhaps that is also the resolution to my dilemma with certain players of certain games promoting their blogs without taking the time to visit someone else's.

Not every one is as perfect as me.



***ps. I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL YOU!!! . . . I peed myself while walking down the aisle. When announcing to my parents that "MY PANTIES ARE WET! MY PANTIES ARE WET!!", my father kindly marched forward with, "It's too late now, honey."