black and white wednesday: i used to get drunk and play with my friends. now i just get drunk.

I have boxes of costumes.

Wigs.

Props.

They have been collecting dust for almost two years now.

Why does an adult collect costumes?

Why is the sky blue?

Why does my dog bark?

Why are we out of milk?

Why do my children always want the same toy?

Why do white people like Twenty-four?

Why did I stop getting drunk and playing in the woods with kitchen appliances?

Why did Bush get re-elected?

Why does a human being think that they know a god? Personally?

Because I did lots of drugs . . .

p.s. black and white wednesday is a feature of The Long Road to China.