Friday, September 3, 2010
Sunday, August 29, 2010
the gospel. week sixteen. mr. lif on blackcabsessions.com.
Just in case you haven't heard of Black Cab Sessions, it's well worth a view.
This is The Lovely Mr. Lif: Boston Beauty that likes to have sex on bathroom sinks.
week one. oona's you tore my heart.
week two. the bird and the bee's polite dance song.
week three. the avett brothers' november blue.
week four. monster's of folk's dear god.
week five. grizzly bear's ready, able.
week six. mgmt's the youth.
week seven. gorillaz' stylo.
week eight. thom yorke's the clock.
week nine. sia's soon we'll be found.
week ten. local natives' warning sign.
week eleven. massive attack's paradise circus.
week twelve. dr. dog's from.
week thirteen. band of horses' part one and compliments.
week fourteen. broken bells' the high road. the black keys' too afraid to love you. beach house's used to be. thom yorke's the eraser. grizzly bear's all we have to ask.
week fifteen. beach house's wedding bell.
week sixteen. mr. lif on blackcabsessions.com
This is The Lovely Mr. Lif: Boston Beauty that likes to have sex on bathroom sinks.
week one. oona's you tore my heart.
week two. the bird and the bee's polite dance song.
week three. the avett brothers' november blue.
week four. monster's of folk's dear god.
week five. grizzly bear's ready, able.
week six. mgmt's the youth.
week seven. gorillaz' stylo.
week eight. thom yorke's the clock.
week nine. sia's soon we'll be found.
week ten. local natives' warning sign.
week eleven. massive attack's paradise circus.
week twelve. dr. dog's from.
week thirteen. band of horses' part one and compliments.
week fourteen. broken bells' the high road. the black keys' too afraid to love you. beach house's used to be. thom yorke's the eraser. grizzly bear's all we have to ask.
week fifteen. beach house's wedding bell.
week sixteen. mr. lif on blackcabsessions.com
Monday, August 23, 2010
Monday, Monday. How could you leave and not take me? and other back porch thinkings.
The girls are abandoning the late afternoon nap like panties and Mick Jagger.
You're thinking EW. MICK JAGGER IS REALLY OLD, DUDE.
And you're right. He is. And his old cheeks are scary.
But that's not the Mick Jagger that's dropping my panties.
It's this one.
Panties.
Slowly.
Falling.
But something kind of ruined Mick Jagger for me.
That something was Oprah.
And John Phillips' daughter, Mackenzie Phillips. Who had a sexual relationship with her father for ten years. One that she said was consensual.
I will not tell you what she said about Mick Jagger. I'm getting tired of typing and I really don't feel like talking about it anymore.
But John Phillips? I just can't get over that shit.
You're thinking EW. MICK JAGGER IS REALLY OLD, DUDE.
And you're right. He is. And his old cheeks are scary.
But that's not the Mick Jagger that's dropping my panties.
It's this one.
But something kind of ruined Mick Jagger for me.
That something was Oprah.
And John Phillips' daughter, Mackenzie Phillips. Who had a sexual relationship with her father for ten years. One that she said was consensual.
I will not tell you what she said about Mick Jagger. I'm getting tired of typing and I really don't feel like talking about it anymore.
But John Phillips? I just can't get over that shit.
OH YEAH! I WAS FEATURED ON ETSY'S FRONT PAGE THIS MORNING!
WHOO-HOO!
Happy Monday.
Thanks for ruining my Monday Masturbation, Oprah.
Thanks for ruining my Monday Masturbation, Oprah.
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